I found the mother of all grubworms in my garden today ( Read more... )

originally classified in the "low point" category, number 37 has been relocated to limbo. it is up to you, fair friend, to judge.
Spatulas, not just for the nosy neighborupon procuing a feast before what we know to be called bedtime, i realized that there was no clean fork to be had for my mac and cheese. i looked to the left, i looked to the right ( Read more... )

call me your names
make em stick
i laugh until i am sick
-jawbreaker

possible SI trigger, probably not
( she pierced her nose )

i beg you to read this article! i even copy and pasted it for you! i laughed, i cried, i got angry at bitches and

World's oldest marijuana stash totally busted
( Two pounds of still-green weed found in a 2,700-year-old Gobi Desert grave )

september, september. one more month of hell. oh, how the tune has changed! summer wasn't as great this year i thought it was going to be but i'm the only one to blame for that and there's no use in crying about it now ( Read more... )

mi amiga jam uploaded our washington pictures back from spring break!
i really loved the time i spent up there. i posted a few select choice photos for your viewing pleasure! if you know like you're bored or something and feel like humoring me or some...shit i have two albums on the old facebook.
get ready for some calendar shit
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this entry is dedicated to all the cells i killed last night. god bless you, weaklings. my thoughts are with you (literally) and i hope you're in heaven now ( Read more... )

"vah! unholy moloch of thought pattern! i cut my own threads!"

was a saved draft from a few days ago. i'm glad i didn't post it with out ammending that sometimes i take those same severed threads and patch thigns up again. and then sometimes i just set everything on fire and pretend that nobody was the wiser. it felt like a day to sit back in the ( Read more... )